Cheating man gives the worst explanation for his love bite

 A man gave a ridiculous explanation for the love bite on his neck.Probably knowing he would be unable to conceal it, he snapchatted his partner explaining

"Babe don’t get mad! I got to show you something."I told my dad yesterday I was gunna see you today and he thought it would be funny to jump on me to wake me up and he gave me a hickey (sic).
"I was like really! This b**** is huge!!! My mom said I look like white trash."

 Alex's partner was not having any of it, responding, "Alex you got me f**ked up."