IF you'v gat your eyes on this. then READ IT- VIRUS NAMES AND WHAT THE DO!!!

BELOW ARE NAMES OF  SOME ''VIRUS'' AND WHAT THE DO....

>> LEWINSKY VIRUS:

>> Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about >> what it did.

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>> RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:

>> Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

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>> MIKE TYSON VIRUS:

>> Quits after two bytes

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>> OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:

>> Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands >> to 200 MB

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>> DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:

>> Deletes all old files

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>> ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:

>> Disks can no longer be inserted

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>> TITANIC VIRUS:

>> Your whole computer goes down

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>> DISNEY VIRUS:

>> Everything in your computer goes Goofy

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>> PROZAC VIRUS:

>> Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

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>> JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:

>> Only attacks minor files

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>> ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:

>> Terminates some of ze files, leaves, but it vill be baaack

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>> LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:

>> Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it >> through Windows

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>> VIAGRA VIRUS:

>> Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

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>> CLINTON VIRUS:

>> Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory

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